Bitch, I look fabulous.
Love is being given the option of hurting another, and not doing as such.
Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.....I'll answer...
2: Shoe Size
3: Do you Smoke?
4: Do you Drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have Tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any Piercings?
10: Want any Piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite Movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/01/harold.jpg Do you know the story of Harold, you stupid little cunt? I sure do.
Youre so unattractive, you make my eyes sad.
I love him to bits…
I enjoy long, Sexilicious walks on the beach, getting Licked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Chocolates. I really like piña coladas mixed with Kahlua, and romantic, candle-lit Panties. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Johnny Depp. I travel frequently, especially to France, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Exotic Dancer.) I am looking for Cherry and beauty in the form of...
Played online madlibs. I feel like I'm ten again.
Dear Christopher, It has come to my Laptop that you are the Fanciest girl/boy in the Teddy Bear. My Penis starts Fapping a Robe every time you speak. I would like to Kiss if you want to go to the Le Sexy Time with me next Friday. If you Fap please Nuzzle me at the Bedroom in A Million Years. I Touch you and everything about you. Eastward, Chris
Here's to the people who reblog my stuff and I...
“I’d probably eat Laura to avoid starvation; I’d probably eat Rosie” ;)
Do you ever just get,tired,of being so; Imperfect ?